Wednesday, August 10, 2005

[World Soccer Club] Digest Number 1568

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1. Re: Waight loss
From: "Nick Morris" <n_i_c_k_17@yahoo.co.uk>

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Message: 1
Date: Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:45:14 -0000
From: "Nick Morris" <n_i_c_k_17@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Waight loss

lol an old joke but a good one :P

nick

--- In worldsoccerclub2@yahoogroups.com, "Drew Peacok" <Eddcases@y...>
wrote:
> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to very serious
> health risks.
>
> As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
> ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
>
> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
> calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
> stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady
> dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
> her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
> company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
> huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and is too tired to have
> his way with her.
>
> After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
> the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
> next two days and the same thing happens.
>
> The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
> lost 10 lb. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The
> next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
> reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after
> her like a shot.
>
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a very long while to
> catch her, but when he does, he is cramping and wheezing. For the next
> four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the
> fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lb as
> promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
> 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
> phone.
>
> "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
> haven't felt this good in years.
>
> "The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
> finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
> shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
> mine."

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