Tuesday, August 09, 2005

[World Soccer Club] Digest Number 1567

There are 2 messages in this issue.

Topics in this digest:

1. Waight loss
From: "Drew Peacok" <Eddcases@yahoo.com>
2. Waight loss
From: "Drew Peacok" <Eddcases@yahoo.com>

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Message: 1
Date: Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:33:04 -0000
From: "Drew Peacok" <Eddcases@yahoo.com>
Subject: Waight loss

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to very serious
health risks.

As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and is too tired to have
his way with her.

After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
next two days and the same thing happens.

The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The
next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after
her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a very long while to
catch her, but when he does, he is cramping and wheezing. For the next
four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the
fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lb as
promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone.

"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years.

"The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
mine."

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Message: 2
Date: Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:33:24 -0000
From: "Drew Peacok" <Eddcases@yahoo.com>
Subject: Waight loss

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to very serious
health risks.

As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and is too tired to have
his way with her.

After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
next two days and the same thing happens.

The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The
next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after
her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a very long while to
catch her, but when he does, he is cramping and wheezing. For the next
four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the
fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lb as
promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone.

"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years.

"The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
mine."

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